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[deniles]

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[brynwieldr]

Of course you didn't. We're speaking in hypotheticals here, obviously.

[So dry but also mildly amused]

Either way, while I can't stop you from tormenting Saix in your way, never do something like that. For my sanity if nothing else.

[deniles]

Ah, of course. Don't worry, I would never, ever, take shirtless photos of Saix if only to use them on the BBS to torment him.

[He's deleting the ones he has right now.]

Of course, for security's sake, I cannot let you know where I am, but be assured I am in no risk of dying.

[brynwieldr]

Good. Just stay wherever you are for the next few days.

[deniles]

I'm with someone I want you to meet.

Soon.

[brynwieldr]

Someone...

[Oh!]

I see. Hopefully Saix will calm down soon, then.

[deniles]

If not, I have solutions.

[brynwieldr]

No killing him, Niles. I've already had to forbid he kill everyone in heaven.

[deniles]

Besides killing him.

[brynwieldr]

That includes maiming. He broke his phone, you know.

[deniles]

Now how will he go on his hot dates?

[brynwieldr]

By setting them on fire, I imagine.

[deniles]

Which is a shame, he had so many interested candidates.

[brynwieldr]

I'm fairly certain he's asexual, Niles, he has a harder time with emotions and connecting to people than anyone I've ever met. To be honest, I'm not sure he'd know what to do with it if someone approached him about sex.

[deniles]

I don't think he'll have to worry about that anyways. But fine, fine.