deniles | IC: Inbox

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This is me checking in to let you know I haven't vanished.

Thank you?

You haven't been paying the message board any mind, have you?

You do remember what I did yesterday, right?

Was the sex that good?

Of course it was.

Also, if Zoro's missing, I generally put it off to him being lost as per usual. So, really? Don't care.

Well, Forrest seems to be missing now so.

Start caring at least a little.

You might have wanted to start with that then.

I didn't know when I left the message. But he didn't respond and I can't find him.

Fine fine, I'm getting up.

How do I tell Zoro not to follow?

Promise sex?

That always feels like a cop out.

But it also always works.

If it works, is it a cop out?

You know, despite everything I know of us, I'm still surprised you're encouraging me to sex my boyfriend up to keep him in bed.

I'm not encouraging you to "sex up" your boyfriend.

I am encouraging bribery. If food would work half as well I'd suggest that.

You have any booze? I could make him drunk.

Not that I'd want to see vanish down the gullet of your boyfriend, no.

Ugh, fine.