deniles | IC: Inbox

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Promise sex?

That always feels like a cop out.

But it also always works.

If it works, is it a cop out?

You know, despite everything I know of us, I'm still surprised you're encouraging me to sex my boyfriend up to keep him in bed.

I'm not encouraging you to "sex up" your boyfriend.

I am encouraging bribery. If food would work half as well I'd suggest that.

You have any booze? I could make him drunk.

Not that I'd want to see vanish down the gullet of your boyfriend, no.

Ugh, fine.