IC: Inbox

[deniles]

{ Voice | Text | Video | Action | Complaints}

Comments

[deniles]

Okay, first of all, you're an incredibly selfish partner, and that's coming from me.

Second of all, have you heard the term foreplay?

[chickshades]

How am I being selfish? He's getting it, too.

WHOOPS NSFW

[deniles]

Only from you fucking him, Bandou. When do you give him a blowjob? Or jerk him off?

OOPS >.>

[chickshades]

I don't. I'm not into that.

[deniles]

And you expect him to.

[chickshades]

I don't expect it. I asked him the first time, and he was planning on doing it anyway. I wouldn't make him do it.

[ totally missing the point ]

[deniles]

...No. I can't help you then.

[chickshades]

What? Damnit, just help me out! I'm trying, okay?

[ A heavy, irritated huff. ]

Look, if I give him head, I'm not going to enjoy it. Probably. Which kinda defeats the purpose of this thing we've got going on.

[deniles]

Congratulations on learning that sex is not all about you. You masturbate, you can give him a hand job.

And, hey, if you don't want to listen to the advice of a man who has more sex than you, you can keep giving yourself handjobs.

Alone

[chickshades]

I wasn't trying to be selfish...

[deniles]

And yet you argue with me when I tell you what to do in order to please him. I already told you the main two things but if you are truly unwilling to do either?

Break up with him so he can find someone who can.

[chickshades]

[ He's hung up. And he's going to go talk with Eno. Like he should have, in the first place. ]