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Jun
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13th
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2016
06:38 pm
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Date:
2017-02-28 06:09 am (UTC)
From:
chickshades
Shut up. It exists in straight porn, too. And, it was just a guess. You seem like you'd be into that.
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 06:11 am (UTC)
From:
deniles
I'm pretty much into anything at least twice. Yes. Okay, so the problem is you don't feel like you're doing a good job with Eno, correct?
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 06:14 am (UTC)
From:
chickshades
Not bad, just not as good as I could be? I just want him to enjoy it as much as I do.
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 06:17 am (UTC)
From:
deniles
Alright. So what do you do with your partner? I won't name what, I'll let you determine that for me.
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 06:21 am (UTC)
From:
chickshades
Uh...I fuck him?
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 06:22 am (UTC)
From:
deniles
...
Please
tell me there's more than that.
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Date:
2017-02-28 06:24 am (UTC)
From:
chickshades
We make out for awhile. He sucks me off. And then we go at it. Look, this is why I'm asking for advice, okay?
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 06:27 am (UTC)
From:
deniles
Oh my god.
[He groans.]
I don't even know where to begin here, Bandou. Please tell me he's not waiting for you to come back any time soon.
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 06:30 am (UTC)
From:
chickshades
He's been staying over, since Sheryl left. But he's in the other room on his laptop.
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 06:31 am (UTC)
From:
deniles
Okay, first of all, you're an incredibly selfish partner, and that's coming from me.
Second of all, have you heard the term foreplay?
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 06:37 am (UTC)
From:
chickshades
How am I being selfish? He's getting it, too.
WHOOPS NSFW
Date:
2017-02-28 06:38 am (UTC)
From:
deniles
Only from you fucking him, Bandou. When do you give him a blowjob? Or jerk him off?
OOPS >.>
Date:
2017-02-28 06:46 am (UTC)
From:
chickshades
I don't. I'm not into that.
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 06:57 am (UTC)
From:
deniles
And you expect him to.
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 07:00 am (UTC)
From:
chickshades
I don't expect it. I asked him the first time, and he was planning on doing it anyway. I wouldn't make him do it.
[ totally missing the point ]
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 07:03 am (UTC)
From:
deniles
...No. I can't help you then.
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 07:12 am (UTC)
From:
chickshades
What? Damnit, just help me out! I'm trying, okay?
[ A heavy, irritated huff. ]
Look, if I give him head, I'm not going to enjoy it. Probably. Which kinda defeats the purpose of this thing we've got going on.
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 07:15 am (UTC)
From:
deniles
Congratulations on learning that sex is not all about you. You masturbate, you can give him a hand job.
And, hey, if you don't want to listen to the advice of a man who has more sex than you, you can keep giving yourself handjobs.
Alone
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 07:23 am (UTC)
From:
chickshades
I wasn't trying to be selfish...
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 12:20 pm (UTC)
From:
deniles
And yet you argue with me when I tell you what to do in order to please him. I already told you the main two things but if you are truly unwilling to do either?
Break up with him so he can find someone who can.
no subject
Date:
2017-02-28 08:30 pm (UTC)
From:
chickshades
[ He's hung up. And he's going to go talk with Eno. Like he should have, in the first place. ]
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Date: 2017-02-28 06:27 am (UTC)[He groans.]
I don't even know where to begin here, Bandou. Please tell me he's not waiting for you to come back any time soon.
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Date: 2017-02-28 06:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-28 06:31 am (UTC)Second of all, have you heard the term foreplay?
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Date: 2017-02-28 06:37 am (UTC)WHOOPS NSFW
Date: 2017-02-28 06:38 am (UTC)OOPS >.>
Date: 2017-02-28 06:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-28 06:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-28 07:00 am (UTC)[ totally missing the point ]
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Date: 2017-02-28 07:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-28 07:12 am (UTC)[ A heavy, irritated huff. ]
Look, if I give him head, I'm not going to enjoy it. Probably. Which kinda defeats the purpose of this thing we've got going on.
no subject
Date: 2017-02-28 07:15 am (UTC)And, hey, if you don't want to listen to the advice of a man who has more sex than you, you can keep giving yourself handjobs.
Alone
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Date: 2017-02-28 07:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-02-28 12:20 pm (UTC)Break up with him so he can find someone who can.
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Date: 2017-02-28 08:30 pm (UTC)