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[deniles]

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[chickshades]

Ah...about him. I just had some questions...

[deniles]

Oh? Gay sex education? You came to the right place.

[chickshades]

Yeah I know, that's why I called you, idiot. So...you're usually bottom, right? Is there anything I should or shouldn't be doing? I'm pretty sure he likes it, I just feel like I'm probably messing something up.

[deniles]

...I'm more disturbed than anything else that you know I'm a bottom. I didn't even think you knew what that was.

[chickshades]

Shut up. It exists in straight porn, too. And, it was just a guess. You seem like you'd be into that.

[deniles]

I'm pretty much into anything at least twice. Yes. Okay, so the problem is you don't feel like you're doing a good job with Eno, correct?

[chickshades]

Not bad, just not as good as I could be? I just want him to enjoy it as much as I do.

[deniles]

Alright. So what do you do with your partner? I won't name what, I'll let you determine that for me.

[chickshades]

Uh...I fuck him?

[deniles]

...Please tell me there's more than that.

[chickshades]

We make out for awhile. He sucks me off. And then we go at it. Look, this is why I'm asking for advice, okay?

[deniles]

Oh my god.

[He groans.]

I don't even know where to begin here, Bandou. Please tell me he's not waiting for you to come back any time soon.

[chickshades]

He's been staying over, since Sheryl left. But he's in the other room on his laptop.

[deniles]

Okay, first of all, you're an incredibly selfish partner, and that's coming from me.

Second of all, have you heard the term foreplay?

[chickshades]

How am I being selfish? He's getting it, too.

WHOOPS NSFW

[deniles]

Only from you fucking him, Bandou. When do you give him a blowjob? Or jerk him off?

OOPS >.>

[chickshades]

I don't. I'm not into that.

[deniles]

And you expect him to.

[chickshades]

I don't expect it. I asked him the first time, and he was planning on doing it anyway. I wouldn't make him do it.

[ totally missing the point ]

[deniles]

...No. I can't help you then.

[chickshades]

What? Damnit, just help me out! I'm trying, okay?

[ A heavy, irritated huff. ]

Look, if I give him head, I'm not going to enjoy it. Probably. Which kinda defeats the purpose of this thing we've got going on.

[deniles]

Congratulations on learning that sex is not all about you. You masturbate, you can give him a hand job.

And, hey, if you don't want to listen to the advice of a man who has more sex than you, you can keep giving yourself handjobs.

Alone

[chickshades]

I wasn't trying to be selfish...

[deniles]

And yet you argue with me when I tell you what to do in order to please him. I already told you the main two things but if you are truly unwilling to do either?

Break up with him so he can find someone who can.

[chickshades]

[ He's hung up. And he's going to go talk with Eno. Like he should have, in the first place. ]