IC: Inbox

[deniles]

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[deniles]

He has a name. It's not that.

[He sighs.]

Let me move.

[Hang on, he's going to cover the camera as he gets dressed and heads into the main part of the temple that is not his.

Getting comfortable, he answers.]

Alright. What's up?

[chickshades]

[ Thank you sooo much for covering the camera, Niles. ]

How are you always getting laid??

[ Seriously, he does not get it. But only Bandou can be petty about something, when he's getting laid himself and shouldn't be complaining. ]

[deniles]

I don't freak out about people hitting on me.

[Point blank.]

[chickshades]

I wouldn't be freaking out if it was a girl. I'm not into guys, I've told you that.

[deniles]

Boy then you sure were making out with a very interesting woman on the beach. What was her name?

[chickshades]

Eno doesn't count.

[deniles]

Look. I'm not here to place judgment unless you're going to continue this farce with me.

So either admit you like some dudes or we can continue this torment.

[chickshades]

We're just friends with benefits. I'm not suddenly checking guys out on the street.

[deniles]

Eh, I'll take it. What's up?

[chickshades]

Ah...about him. I just had some questions...

[deniles]

Oh? Gay sex education? You came to the right place.

[chickshades]

Yeah I know, that's why I called you, idiot. So...you're usually bottom, right? Is there anything I should or shouldn't be doing? I'm pretty sure he likes it, I just feel like I'm probably messing something up.

[deniles]

...I'm more disturbed than anything else that you know I'm a bottom. I didn't even think you knew what that was.

[chickshades]

Shut up. It exists in straight porn, too. And, it was just a guess. You seem like you'd be into that.

[deniles]

I'm pretty much into anything at least twice. Yes. Okay, so the problem is you don't feel like you're doing a good job with Eno, correct?

[chickshades]

Not bad, just not as good as I could be? I just want him to enjoy it as much as I do.

[deniles]

Alright. So what do you do with your partner? I won't name what, I'll let you determine that for me.

[chickshades]

Uh...I fuck him?

[deniles]

...Please tell me there's more than that.

[chickshades]

We make out for awhile. He sucks me off. And then we go at it. Look, this is why I'm asking for advice, okay?

[deniles]

Oh my god.

[He groans.]

I don't even know where to begin here, Bandou. Please tell me he's not waiting for you to come back any time soon.

[chickshades]

He's been staying over, since Sheryl left. But he's in the other room on his laptop.

[deniles]

Okay, first of all, you're an incredibly selfish partner, and that's coming from me.

Second of all, have you heard the term foreplay?

[chickshades]

How am I being selfish? He's getting it, too.

WHOOPS NSFW

[deniles]

Only from you fucking him, Bandou. When do you give him a blowjob? Or jerk him off?